"RFK Jr is now in charge of our health.
Exactly what everyone voted for.
Surely THIS
Will lower the price of eggs."
–Stephen Colbert, 14 November 2024. Ed Sullivan Theater., the Manhattan Free Zone
Man-Oh-MAN!! the writers over at The Late Show with Stephen Colbert are ON FIRE! It seems that when times get really DESPERATE, creative minds fight back with humor and heretofore untapped and seemingly INFINITE reserves of wit and Mark Twain-level SNARK!
Ain't life grand?!
Here's your Breakfast Stevie...
As I'm fond of saying, "This shenanigans never went on when J Edgar Hoover was running this country"! Yup... he knew how to handle those wacky madcap Kennedy boys! Simpler times. In the 60's there were only 3 intelligence services. Now there's EIGHTEEN! And this is hilarious, they spied on foreign enemies! Not our citizens. lmao. It gets funnier. I actually thought that the Kennedys were Democrats. My gosh, next thing yer gonna tell me is that Abraham Lincoln was a Republican! (Laughing so hard I'm falling over). But, we gots to take comedy seriously. Last night I saw George Carlins last comedic routine on Johnny Carson. Yup, was a good thing he switched to politics, religion, and societal evoluti…